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Vatican: It's OK to believe in space aliens

Tue May 13, 2008 at 01:11:09 PM PDT

Well, he ain't heavy... he's my extraterrestrial brother.

Vatican: It's OK to believe in aliens

VATICAN CITY (AP) - The Vatican's chief astronomer says that believing in aliens does not contradict faith in God.

The Rev. Jose Gabriel Funes, the Jesuit director of the Vatican Observatory, says that the vastness of the universe means it is possible there could be other forms of life outside Earth, even intelligent ones.

In an interview published Tuesday by Vatican newspaper L'Osservatore Romano, Funes says that such a notion "doesn't contradict our faith" because aliens would still be God's creatures.

The interview was headlined "The extraterrestrial is my brother." Funes said that ruling out the existence of aliens would be like "putting limits" on God's creative freedom.

Now, if they could only figure out a way to get them to join The Roman Catholic Church, they'd really be back in business.

UPDATE:

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Vatican star watcher says aliens may be out there

"This is not in contradiction with our faith, because we cannot establish limits to God's creative freedom," Funes continued. "To say it with St Francis, if we can consider some earthly creatures as 'brothers' or 'sisters', why could we not speak of a 'brother alien'? He would also belong to the creation."

Funes even suggested that alien beings might be free of some of the earthly burdens that drag down we poor benighted humans. Not gravity, carnal pleasures or mortgages, of course, but good old original sin. "In that way, assuming that there would be other intelligent beings, we could not say that they need redemption. They could have remained in full friendship with the Creator."

But if aliens were sinners – and let’s face it, supposed visitors to this planet have pulled some pretty heinous stunts on earthly beings, from humans to cattle – Funes said they "in some way, would have the chance to enjoy God's mercy, just as it has happened with us human beings".

So, let them pour a little water on your head, cop to the human abductions and the cattle mutilations, say a bunch of Hail Mary's and Our Father's, promise not do it anymore and "The Church" says you guys are good to go.

What a deal, eh?

Be sure and check the small print though when you get a chance.


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